1. Be nice to people or you will be fed to Taylor's cats.
2. Don't try to sell things, or get attention, unless you are Taylor Swift then its great you actually came here, and thank you, this place is for you.
3. Fan art and fan stories are fine as long as nothing indecent.
4. If you impersonate someone you will be thrown into a giant blender, and the pieces made into catfood for Taylor's cats.
5. Don't be evil. A small adorable dog that can smell evil is watching this fandom and its forums at all times, and if it senses evil, it will send an army of cat assassins to eat you.